You Gotta Move It!

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School crossing guards are the unsung heroes of the morning commute. When my own local crossing guard retired, I wanted to acknowledge her twenty-two years of service on the same congested corner, and to thank her for safely shepherding countless children—including mine—across the same scary intersection, day after day, year after year. Read beloved Ms. Joanne’s story below in You Gotta Move It!, my first piece published in West Midwood News

Return to Sender: What An Unsent Postcard Taught Me About Addiction

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Has anything ever happened to you, so expertly timed, that it made you doubt it was mere coincidence? This past summer I had such an eerily aligned experience. I found a postcard from my twenty-five-year-old self—a greeting that I’d written and addressed to my friend in Paris, sandwiched here instead, within a box of blank postcards. No postage, never mailed. Reading it now, 29 years later, I felt inspired to articulate the emotions sparked by that 4”x 6” card. I am honored to now present Return to Sender: What an Unsent Postcard Taught Me about Addiction, my first piece published in Beautiful Hangover.

You Name Him You Claim Him: Any Man Can Be Yours!

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Photo by Heiner from Pexels

Honestly, I had no plan to take another stab at short form humor—this one just wrote itself overnight! And now I'm tickled (and a little scared) to share You Name Him You Claim Him: Any Man Can Be Yours! my second story in The Haven, a Medium publication. Please note: hyperbole (EXAGGERATION) is a defining feature of satire. You’ll find maybe one or two inspirational grains of truth here, waving in a wheat field of fiction:) I hope it gives you a chuckle anyway!

How to Win the Battle of Words with your Teen

Last spring, I took a stab at short form humor: How to Win the Battle of Words with Your Teen. Satire is not my bag, neither is the soldier story genre, but the chance to hone a new skill (plus the lure of cash and prizes) led to this lampoon, inspired by some struggles to connect with my teen. (Glad to say we enjoy more truces than active combat these days:) I didn't win Medium's Slackjaw Challenge, but I'm thrilled the story still found a very good home in The Haven. I hope it gives you a laugh.

What Happened When I Spent Christmas Eve in a Basement with a Crazy Cat

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It was Christmas Eve, 2013, and I was scooping poop from a litter box in my neighbors’ basement. Leticia and Dana had rescued a feral kitten whose new habitat extended from the hot water heater to the washer/dryer. Although it was icy outdoors and toasty within, this foster feline wasn’t buying into her rehabilitation. But I was. I was three months sober. That’s how my piece for the now dismantled Fix starts. If you’re curious to read how I got through that holiday season newly separated from my husband while also recommitting to my recovery from alcohol, you can read the rest here.